Here are some of the ideas I entertained, however:
- Coming out of the closet as bisexual.
- Switching my allegiance from the Cubs to a "team to be named later."
- Retiring from parish ministry to work full-time for the Millenium Development Goals.
- Announcing my embrace of Islam.
Pulling something like this off is a refined art, and I'm smart enough to realize I haven't got the appropriate skills. This one, however, was done by someone who knows the craft.